I feel like we should warn you: this is not that Seth Rogen superhero movie. Instead, Green Lantern is the story of a snarky, brave, handsome, commitment-issue ridden Ryan Reynolds (does this guy have rage or what???).
Though Blake Lively gives a tour-de-force, her performance is wasted by Casino Royale and Mask of Zorro director Martin Campbell. She deserved better, Martin. Shame on you.
Our Favorite Review: Joe Neumaier of New York Daily News